Welcome to DreamGPT™

Nathalie Kromm, CEO of Soma AI, introduces DreamGPT™ to the internet.

Are you ready to take your sleep to the next level? Considering half of adults in industrialized nations don’t get enough sleep, odds are your answer should be a resounding yes. And with the power of revolutionary AI technology, DreamGPT™ offers the ultimate hypnotic dream making experience to your nightly routine, so that you will get the deepest sleep imaginable.

How does it work? DreamGPT™ uses the most advanced language models and incorporates data you provide in order to generate your own personalized bedtime story. Advanced text-to-speech software reads your story in a completely lifelike voice, with an emotional tone that soothes and relaxes. As you melt into a dreamy state, pulse monitors on your smart watch will indicate to DreamGPT™ that your sleep has begun. As it tracks your sleep cycle, it will shift the narrative in real time to influence your dreams and make them as meaningful and productive as possible. Using your location data and transcripts of your conversations, DreamGPT™ will weave the pain-points of your day into your bedtime story. The argument you had with your spouse or boss will be reworked, so that a solution feels plausible. If you spent an extra few hours in the office, your story will relieve you with more entertainment. And vice versa, if you had too much entertainment throughout the day, DreamGPT™ will put you in a state of solving problems, so that you feel you’re being productive.

As you drift into deeper stages of sleep, DreamGPT™ will make use of the most recent scientific literature and knowledge of the hypnotic arts to optimize your sleep cycles. As you enter deep sleep cycles, the app will react accordingly and play 432 Hz soundwaves to induce optimal delta brainwave activity. And when the time for your alarm is near, 528 Hz tones will shift you into alpha wave activity, so that you never wake feeling groggy and irritable.

Perhaps the most exciting part of all: DreamGPT™ improves its performance with every use. Each night when you receive better-than-average sleep, the app will take this into account and attempt to replicate the performance the next night. On nights when you sleep poorly, it will also adjust.

With the free version of DreamGPT™, you have a number of choices for your narrator’s gender and accent, as well as the choice of how personalized your dream narrative should be. At the most personalized level, the app will isolate you in your own fantasy world, a total escape from reality. At less personalized levels, the app will seek to reconnect you with society, by integrating current events from your city or country into your dream. It is not at all a coincidence that two coworkers using DreamGPT™ will end up having a laugh that they had the same dream last night!

With a premium tier membership, you will take your dreaming to the next level. Enroll in a dream series, so that the events in your dreams chain together and create an epic narrative. Chase that romantic experience that never panned out for you. Become the CEO of a successful company. Or live out your second life in a peaceful village in the countryside. You’ll also have access to self-improvement plans. In the achievement category, you’ll experience stories that help you develop your charisma and career skills. The mental acuity category will have you solving problems and improving your ability for deep focus. In other categories, you’ll curb addiction and find motivation to exercise like never before.

AI has ushered in a new era of self-improvement that will make Nietzsche’s vision of the Übermensch—the superhuman—a reality. Download the DreamGPT™ app, and you’ll be on the frontline of this movement. Try it tonight!

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Reviews for DreamGPT™

Incredible! ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

by Independent_sleeper1972

This app is stunning! Since downloading it, I sleep like a baby and I’m on cloud nine ALL day long. My alarm goes off and I can’t wait to take on the day. The sun sets and I can’t wait to get another incredible night of sleep. This app is a life changer!

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DO NOT USE ⭐

by jmartinez23

I am diagnosed with schizoaffective disorder, and this app drove my disorder through the roof. After only three uses it latched on to things about me that no piece of technology should know. Almost had a breakdown in Wal-Mart because of it. Had to uninstall.

reply by DreamGPT™

Hi, jmartinez23. We’re sorry to hear about your difficult experience with the app. For persons with diagnosed conditions, our terms of service do point out that these users should consult their physician before using the app. We also encourage you to consider reinstalling and working through problems by leaving detailed feedback in the surveys. This will help it to acclimate to your needs. We are confident that within a week, the app will be helping you keep those mental demons at bay!

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Loaded with ads ⭐

by summerpaw

I am 100% certain this app is feeding me ads. It tells a decent story early on to get you to fall asleep, and once you’re unconscious it does nothing but try to sneak in product placement. A random car horn outside woke me up and the story was telling me about a friend who was going on and on and ON about how amazing her new Toyota Corolla was. Wonder if that came up because I’ve been car shopping lately?? I also have struggled to lose weight all my life, and this thing has me waking up and craving fast food like never before. This app is dystopian TRASH.

reply by DreamGPT™

Hi, summerpaw. We’re sorry to hear about your difficult experience with the app. DreamGPT™ is a privately funded enterprise that does not disclose the details of its partnerships. However, if you suspect unwanted information is being fed into your dreams, we encourage you to download your full transcripts, (available if you log into our website and agree to all terms upon registration). There, you’ll be able to indicate which portions of your dream narrative that you disliked, so that the app can make amendments for your next sweet dream!

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Made the office worse than Real Housewives ⭐⭐

by fantastic-hat1986

The stories are fun and definitely help me fall asleep. My work friend got me and a bunch of others hooked on it for a while, but then people at work started gossiping about each other, telling about annoying stuff that turned out to never have happened. Something is not right with the algorithms in this thing, because it just exploits people’s desire for drama, and everyone is losing track of what actually happened throughout the day or what happened in their dreams. It’s turning my whole office space super-toxic. I give it an extra star though, because honestly work was really boring before all this. I uninstalled the app but told my coworkers I’m still on it, to encourage them to keep tearing at each other’s throats.

reply by DreamGPT™

Hi, fantastic-hat1986. We’re sorry to hear about your difficult experience with the app. DreamGPT™ is designed solely around the goal of giving you the best sleep possible. Although we cannot unveil all the processes behind our algorithms, we can assure you there’s no design for heightening drama. We’d also like to point out, just for the sake of clarity, that acceptance of our terms of service releases Soma AI from any liability that might result from confusing dreams with reality. We hope you’ll participate in survey responses to help the app tune itself up as it helps everyone at the office work through these tough conflicts. Once you all have done the work, the app will guide you through the healing process, and you will be well-rested and more productive than ever before!